🤪 #MomLife Decal – “I Swear I’m Not Drunk, I’m Passin’ Snacks & Whoopin’ Ass”

For the real mamas out here multitasking at 90 mph — with Capri Suns in one hand and chanclas in the other. 😤

This decal is for the ones who look like they just robbed a snack aisle, scream “BUCKLE UP!” every 2 minutes, and can swerve with one hand while throwing shade in the rearview.

Let the people know:

You’re not drunk. You’re just on mom duty. And it’s wild out here. 👊🏽🍿💥

Stick it on your SUV, van, or diaper whip and ride out in unapologetic chaos.

📏 Deets:

Size: Approx. 6–7" wide (message for larger sizes)

Vinyl: Weatherproof, fade-resistant

Comes with transfer tape + easy instructions